"Raising a child is like taking care of someone who’s on way too many shrooms, while you yourself are on a moderate amount of shrooms. I am not confident in my decisions, but I know you should not be eating a mousepad."
— Ron Funches (via lazybookreviews)
The real problem with books-turned-movies isn’t “omg they didn’t include every single word in the book” it’s “omg they completely overlooked the main theme, threw out any significant allegories, took away all the emotional pull, an turned it into a boring action movie with a love triangle in it”
(Source: queeralienselfies, via cronicallyawesome)
when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion